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Sean Dyche is doing his job at Everton

05 May 2024 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - BlueNose1878! has posted a new article entitled, Sean Dyche is doing his job at Everton

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05 May 2024 06:53:16
If anybody would like to view one of the worst ref decisions of all time check out the red card given to Georges Mikautazde for Metz in their defeat by Rennes.

Some minor fronting up, they gently brush chests, oppo strike takes a tumble and the ref sends him off. VAR sends ref to have a look but Monsieur Ruddy Buquet decides to make it all about himself and sticks with his decision!

It's not a bad decision it's a Ruddy awful one (I'll get my coat) .

You can't help look at something like that and think what has happened to football.

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05 May 2024 08:36:35
Corruption, that’s what’s happening. I don’t care who disagrees it’s that simple. The game I grew up to love is finished and money is the reason.

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05 May 2024 09:20:25
I agree pegleg.

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05 May 2024 10:20:50
Probably fixed, on that point Ivan timeu hasn't scored in ten games, cheeky tener on him to score on his next or is he planning bigger things?

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05 May 2024 05:42:40
Freundrup most likely from that assessment but Slot will have his own ideas too.
Personally would love Inacio at CB but we would have to pay his full buy out fee.
Hancko and Gertruida might be possibilities for the defence.
Bakayoko or Kudus would both be good options for the Salah replacement and if Diaz decides to move to Barcelona then Summerville is an option for the left side.

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05 May 2024 08:32:08
Kudus wouldn’t be my first choice but he’s decent and although he would likely require some time for development he has a high ceiling and is solid enough for the immediate future too. I’d still prefer Bowen or Mbuemo mind you. Think they’ve got a bit more fire about them and also an all around game where they can create as many as they score. Kudus crossing tends to just be lashing balls across into an area without looking. Mbuemo and Bowen get their head up and can whip or float them in to team mates.

Not keen on Bakayoko. Think we need a proven goal scorer at Premier League level to replace Salah. He’s also only 21 and I honestly think if you played Elliott RW for 44 games in Holland for the team that wins the league he’d have a similar output to Bakayoko’s 13 goals.

Be interesting to see how we replace Salah when he goes. Szoboszlai might even have something to say about it as he’s quality out wide when he played there for Leipzig and Hungary.

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04 May 2024 16:02:27
You all see the video of Klopp having his trackie pulled down in a bar, very funny and takes it really really well laughing along with the crowd.

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04 May 2024 17:02:46
No can you provide link.

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04 May 2024 17:51:25
You obviously no it’s not really him, it’s Ray Cornwell who impersonates him and it’s an old video too.

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04 May 2024 17:56:30
Ah OK, 👍.

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05 May 2024 07:31:23
giggety.

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03 May 2024 09:14:56
Hi ed025 you OK mate? Going back to the other day with your comparison with Alison and Clemence. Where would you rate Brucie? And probably a daft question but how highly do you rate Big Nev? I started getting took the match as a 5 year old and Clemence was a spurs player by then so I never really got to see him, I always thought Brucie had a mistake in him and didn't think he was as good as people made out but as he's an absolute rock solid soldier I wouldn't tell him that. I always respected Southall tho and at that time he was the best in the league, if not Europe.

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{Ed025's Note - Big Nev was a great keeper Baz and i know im an Evertonian but he was a special talent mate, Clemence was a top top keeper for me and out of all of them was the most commanding of his penalty area, anything in the air and you could rely on him to rise like a sock eyed salmon and grab it (not like the keepers of today who punch everything), Brucie was a decent goalie but always had a mistake in him and usually in important games, a bit of a hot head as well but mind you most of them have got a screw loose it seems, im good thanks Baz and hope i find you the same my friend..

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04 May 2024 13:58:11
Neville Southall is a decent bloke away from football too, he’s probably spent too much time at the buffet table mind you.

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{Ed025's Note - he is a big guy VV, he definitely ate all the pies mate..

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04 May 2024 19:36:15
He's vast these days, still do a good job for most PL teams as he fills the whole goal area!

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{Ed025's Note - he has certainly let himself go Johnny. But when in his pomp nobody could hold a candle to him mate..

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04 May 2024 21:49:45
Fantastic goalie big nev was, mid-late 80s him and the Russian goalie, was it dassayev ye called him?, where prob 2 best in world.

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05 May 2024 00:06:44
If you think Neville was a big bloke you should of met his brother Boo, worked a couple of sites with him, Jesus.

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05 May 2024 10:24:00
Neville Was the greatest keeper of all time imo, apparently learned to play with a cabbage while a binman? That was the old rumour anyway.

Wasn't he still playing at 50? Some man he is

Schmeichel second and our own ally 3rd. Only thing stopping allison surpassing both is his injury proneness.

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04 May 2024 09:35:03
Darwin touches his pony tail way too much in the new kit video, screams of complete vanity. Guy can’t even put the ball in the back of the net! Would love to see him shave his head and get down to business rather than worry about his looks. Got to say we have some handsome players but they don’t half struggle to play football.

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04 May 2024 10:15:21
The nerve of Darwin wanting to look good for a photoshoot.

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04 May 2024 10:24:01
You seem confused mate.

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04 May 2024 10:26:30
Well, that's a weird one to take issue with! What a world we live in. I can just imagine the old school fans, standing in the kop years ago saying "you know, I like Rushie, but what a player he would be if he stopped touching his moustache so much! ".

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04 May 2024 10:10:47
😁😁😁, you need a hobby outdoors @NBG, preferably with other humans involved.

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04 May 2024 10:48:40
That's modern day footballers for you, image and brand comes first

Spice boys 2.0?

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04 May 2024 10:58:23
Then again, perhaps not with humans wdw3…might want to consider being a scorer for a local cricket team, they’re a well weird cohort!

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04 May 2024 11:11:45
Leave the lad alone.

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04 May 2024 12:31:20
Andy Carroll had many similar traits to our Darwin needs to practise playing with pair of slippers on might sort his touch out instead of trying to take out Argentina with his shooting.

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04 May 2024 13:14:02
I’m not really fussed what he does in a kit promo 🤣
Tbh I’m hoping the new manager gets this kid firing for us, there’s a lot of players like Darwin at this football club lately that haven’t improved since the day we bought them.

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04 May 2024 13:16:12
I used ot have long hair and can say it's nothing to do with vanity, it's just a habit because it feels different. women do it too.

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04 May 2024 13:47:18
Sounds like my mum. She always talk about rugby players having fancy hair when they’re not playing well.

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04 May 2024 13:49:38
Jesus what kind of nonsense are you talking about. My lad is always messing with his hair, so what? What's it got to do with anything? I always try to mess with mine but I'm baldilocks and the 3 hairs. :)

Seriously though what you're talking about, why? Its irrelevant. Leave it out.

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04 May 2024 14:35:55
Ronaldo is vain and it worked out pretty well for him.

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04 May 2024 15:12:50
Wow. Leeks' influence on posters is greater than I ever thought. 😲😮.

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04 May 2024 15:55:47
Weapons grade scout spout.

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04 May 2024 15:57:54
Darwin Nunez is inhaling far too much oxygen lads. He must be in love with himself.

Would love to see him hold his breath for the rest of his life and get down to business on the pitch instead of breathing in oxygen like he thinks he's God's gift.

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04 May 2024 23:28:15
OMG, what is wrong with taking care of his looks?

I wonder, are you so committed to your job (whatever it is), that you don't care what you put on, your hair if its combed or cut, no need to spray some perfume even if you smell horrible, during your company's events, or going for your dinner date, or celebrating thanksgiving or christmas at your friends' house?

These two are totally two separate things, man.

It's ok if you don't like him. I get it. But come on, man.

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04 May 2024 23:58:46
😁😁😁 this thread is brilliant. The end of the season is turning into the end of school year when we were about 10 and everybody had lost the plot and was just hanging on for the holidays.

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05 May 2024 10:25:27
Wait until the meltdowns later today after we don't beat spurs wdw. Guilty of it myself to be honest, this season is like thinking you had the winning lottery numbers to find out they was last weeks.

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What Liverpool FC Should Do

04 May 2024 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Seano_ has posted a new article entitled, What Liverpool FC Should Do

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04 May 2024 09:50:32
Good piece mate. I don’t agree on quite a few things but that’s to be expected when you are essentially writing 30 opinions in one go! Really well written and full of excellent points to back up your thought process. Overall you nailed it though as we are probably only 4 signings away.

I’d personally keep Kelleher. Allison’s fitness issues are too severe to risk selling him in my opinion. Ali is far too good to sell, but he’s becoming less reliable every year. Let Adrian go, 3rd choice can be a kid surely.

Tsimikas, Trent and Bradley I think you nailed it. Kostas’ time is up but Trent and Bradley are our future. Robbo I would keep though even if it is as back up. He is one of the few leaders we have. Beck, don’t know enough to have an opinion but others think he’d do well. With Trent also possibly going to be an option in midfield maybe we should look at a versatile player who can play both sides. Geertruida would be my pick. Trent and Bradley for the right, Robbo and Beck for the left with Geertruida signing to cover the whole back line.

CB we should move on Matip and Gomez in my opinion. Matip is out of contract anyway but Gomez just isn’t good enough at CB and I certainly don’t want him anywhere near an inverted full back role. Keep Quansah and Virgil absolutely. I’d like us to sign Pacho as we need to plan for life after Virgil now. Konate probably gets one more year under a new gaffer to prove his fitness. Van den Berg might be worth a look at if Konate isn’t at it from day 1 next season so I’d keep him onboard. Konate, VdB and Quansah for RCB, Virgil and Pacho for LCB.

Midfield I mostly agree. Move Szobo to a new role higher up the pitch. Keep Endo, Macca, Elliott and Bajcetic. Thiago is going. I disagree on Jones though. He is not much better than Keita with injuries and then not affecting games when he finally is fit, and he’s 24 next year. Gravenberch maybe we’ll see him thrive as Slot often plays with a no.10 which may suit him. It may also suit the returning Carvalho who I’d give a chance. I’d definitely go all in on Koopmeiners as I think he’s exactly what we lack in midfield. Sell Morton, keep Clark absolutely as he looks a gem, McConnell maybe needs a loan. Leaves us with 8 or 9 options still; Endo, Baj, Macca, Grav, Elliott, Clark, Carvalho, Koopmeiners and possibly Trent.

Attack i think Salah needs to move on now as we’d have to lose him on a free or risk a new contract and have him decline even further on a high salary. Jota I think has to stay if Salah goes as he’s a good finisher but this would be last chance saloon like with Konate. Nunez I want to stay as he still affects games and he may come into his own without Salah in the side, as we saw between January-March this season. Gakpo I agree, needs to show us more but he has it in the locker. Diaz i agree fully, keep if he wants to be here but if a big offer comes in and he pushes for it, then let him go. I hope we go big ourselves on Bowen. Gakpo and Diaz fight it out on the left, Nunez, Jota and Danns up top, Szoboszlai and Bowen for the right.


To Conclude I think we need to go big this summer and back Arne Slot, but with 4 top signings not 7 or 8 average ones. Quality over quantity. Getting Salah, Thiago and Matip off the wage bill is huge for FFP, and Gomez, Morton and Jones should fetch half decent fees thanks to the English tax. So not sure how realistic it is but I’d like to see the following.
Sell: Tsimikas, Matip, Gomez, Morton, Thiago, Jones, Salah
Sign: Geertruida, Pacho, Koopmeiners, Bowen.

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04 May 2024 10:22:04
@Seano_,

Do you have any preferences for ATT and CM/ CDM?

Cheers; interested to hear your thoughts!

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04 May 2024 10:32:41
MK Scouser, sorry Bowen is a no-no for me. Too old and is not someone the new manager can grow with like Klopp did growing with all our veteran players past and present wehn we signed them at age 24 to about 26. We can do a lot better and a lot younger than him, IMO. The other players, I have not seen them play so I can't comment.

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04 May 2024 11:16:22
Outs for me.
Salah if we get 80m plus
Tsimikas
Thiago
Matip

I'd hang tough on making any midfield changes. We made a lot of investment there last season and have a lot of talented young players. They definitely all done enough to get a second season so we can get a better look at the players we have. There's certainly enough talent there. If we buy another midfielder we are going to be very overstocked.

We need a defensive addition for sure. I Like the look of Hanko, Guertruida, Pacho

I d go Guertruida for his versatility. He has even played LB.
Perfect addition to add flexibility to the squad.

Chances are he is just an injury prone player but I'd like to see Jota under a different manager and see if he can ditch the injuries. Unlikely but I ll give it a year.

I hope we keep Diaz as he is such a hard worker.

Not ready to sell Nunez for a big loss either. Another who I would like to see under a new coach and system.

Gakpo likewise. Playing well lately and would like to see under the new coach.

Wouldn't just add a new striker either to block Danns development.

I'd add Bakayoko as Salah's replacement. Always a danger with the Dutch league but I think he has the quality to make it at a much higher level. Definitely quick enough and takes players on which I like in my wingers.

I'd keep Kelleher too if we could. Alisson gets injured. We need a good number 2.

For me, the summer is not the time for major surgery and I don't think the squad needs it either.

Allison, Kelleher

Robertson, Guertruida, Gomez, Van Dijk, Konate, Quansah, Bradley, Sepp Van der Berg

Endo, Mac Allaister, Szobozlai, Trent, Jones, Gravenberch, Elliott, Bajcetic

Gakpo, Diaz, Jota, Nunez, Bakayoko, Danns

Plenty of youth players emerging too to bolster this squad. Reminds me also to sell Carvalho too. He should make a good but of cash.

Then Id roll with that for a season. See what players step up and which players fail to deliver. Then next season, I'd make the bigger changes. If needed.

Personally I'd feel like this is the sensible approach rather than buying in 5 or 6 players when we don't even know how the players we have would play under the new coach. It's a talented bunch. Some could step up massively and others we think are great now could go backwards under Slot.

I think minimal changes now and decide next season after a season under Klopp.

I know the Salah sale is a massive change already but I think that's unavoidable if we get offered a huge sum. That's one I'd still make I think.

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04 May 2024 14:19:35
Honestly don’t see the hype with Koopmeiners, just a lumbering box to box midfielder, and we’ve been plenty of box to box players. What we absolutely lack is a top class defensive midfielder and we won’t win the top prizes until we go all out and get one, none of this business about “he’s versatile, he can play there” nonsense. Koopmeiners doesn’t play as a defensive midfielder for Atalanta, he plays as an attacking centre midfielder, we’re plenty who can do that but we’re very very thin on midfielders who can adequately protect our defence. How much difference did signing Fabinho make when we got him? We need a midfielder of that quality. As for salah’s replacement, we’re essentially losing 30 goals a season from the team in goals and assists. Bowen is too old, far too close to 30, plus he’s very settled in London. Sane is too old, has serious injury issues and a questionable attitude, Raphinha is too old and not very good, Kubo will be difficult as Madrid have a buyback which they’re rumoured to be interested in activating, Bakayoko is far too much of a risk as a Salah replacement, I’d prefer we looked at Kvaratskhelia or Rafa Leao as they’re both a good age and both performing to a similar level as Salah was when we signed him.
If we do the bare minimum in the summer then don’t expect to win the title as the current squad isn’t good enough to win the league this year and won’t be good enough next year.

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04 May 2024 15:11:21
@MK Scouser - very reasonable suggestions and you can actually pinpoint players we may want to move for so tons of detail and, though my thoughts differ, can’t say I strongly disagree with anything you’ve said either. Honestly I’ll just be happy if we make a few really top tier signings.

@KFCAJF - honestly I don’t watch enough football, or read or research enough, to know who would be a good signing so I can’t really offer names. I think on another post Nevada mentioned Kerkez, the Bournemouth left back, and he’s a player I have heard of (though don’t know if he’s any good), so maybe him? I think Isaak at Newcastle is a top, top player too, know it’s never happen but he’d be a great player in any team. Thought Tonali was going to be a world beater before he hit the bookies as well, maybe he still can be?

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04 May 2024 16:12:25
Sadly i'd sell Gomez if a decent bid of 30-40m was made and put it towards a top CB to pair with Virg. Is not good enough at CB, Klopp obviously agrees having him behind Quansah. We have Bradley/ Trent at RB and Robbo/ Beck (i'd also let Tsimi go) at LB. If we were bringing in Gertruida at a really good price with a year left on his contract i'd even consider selling Konate (super player but misses half the games) and bring two new CB's in. don't HAVE to be big money players, if Lloyd Kelly was brought in as cover for Virg on a free or the new coach rated Van der Berg for example i would necessarily be complaining. I just know you can't plan a season around Ibou and Gomez isn't good enough centrally as nice a guy as he is.

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04 May 2024 19:40:32
MK, with those sales, does that not affect the HG quota negatively?

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04 May 2024 21:22:18
Hi Oli. Who can we get who is a lot better than Bowen? Interested in your suggestions.

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05 May 2024 07:25:07
Stuie, I think Gomez and Jones going would be offset by Quansah and Elliott now counting as HG as they are/ turn 21 next season. And if we did get in one more English player such as Bowen then that’s a net +1.

Regards to Bowen lads, I really don’t think it’s wise to sell Salah who is one of the most prolific wide men in Prem history and replace him with a young player who isn’t anywhere near their prime years such as Bakayoko. We have enough young talented forwards like Koumas, Danns, Gordon, Musialowski, Doak etc. If we sell Salah it needs to be a proven goalscorer in the Premier League who comes in to replace him, in my opinion. Bowen is only 27 by the way and has just had the best season of his career, a feat he’s managed 3 years on the trot so he is improving and not showing any signs of being close to a physical decline. Milner signed at 28 and I’d argue he grew with Klopp and is possibly one of our best ever signings in the Prem era.

Victor, Koopmeiners might have developed into a box to box player but he played DM for Slot earlier in his career and even dropped in as a CB in a handful of games. Irrespective of that though, I still don’t know why you think we need a player who specialises as a DM when Endo is arguably the 2nd best in the Prem after Rodri. Are you swapping him for Casemiro, Caicedo, Jorginho/ Partey, Soucek/ Phillips, Kamara, Bissouma, Baleba, Paulinha etc? Throw in that Macca can cover there and Bajcetic and McConnell are both top young talents approaching the age they need to be playing football and I don’t see the need for a 5th option there. Not whilst our senior options for the high press roles are lacking. Thiago is going, Jones just hasn’t done enough for me and Szobo is clearly a winger out of position. Clark, Elliott and Gravenberch have shown enough as 19/ 20 year olds to suggest they can step up further next year but we need a guaranteed starter to join Endo and Macca in midfield. Why would you prioritise replacing one of the 2 senior midfielders (Endo and Macca) we have who has actually played well this season? Slot might agree with you so fair enough it is your opinion and you are well entitled to it, but I can’t get my head around needing a DM mate.

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