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27 May 2026 20:13:00
Just looked and it will cost us £10-£15m to sack Slot and his staff. Now as I said earlier today our yearly finances for PSR end 31st May 2026. So there will not be any movement until next week if we have decided to move him on.

Sacking managers is part of PSR. The new financial rules will kick in called Squad Cost Ratio. I might be completely wrong but any announcements would be best waited until June onwards.

27 May 2026 20:33:52
😂 This is the post-season version of "if he loses one more game he's sacked"

He's in Ibiza, chewing the ear off the guy selling lollypops in Amnesia toilets, safest manager on the planet.

27 May 2026 20:41:16
I'm so Slot out, but the reality seems to be kicking in that he's told the higher ups he was left short and could not implement what he wanted due to Hughes and Edwards. I'm so sad and unhappy about it, as I've seen absolutely zero from him in terms of changing things to get better from players or improving players to suggest anything other than he's just going to keep his job, drag us down even further, and be sacked before Xmas. He's just not the guy. It's there, in plain sight. We have regressed so much, it's scary. I fear the worst, and I'm very positive, but I fear for us. I really do.

27 May 2026 20:48:14
Slot has a bag full of excuses, they are just excuses tho for being crap tho. 😂

27 May 2026 19:30:25
Anthony Gordon to Barcelona for around £70m with add ons! Wow that is bookers!

27 May 2026 19:53:05
Wouldn't have been a bad option being prem proven, a Scouser and a strong presser, but would have to be the right price. For me Barca have overpaid, time will tell on that front! Not convinced LW is our priority with Gakpo and Rio taking that spot.

Badly need a RW and a flexible player who can play centrally or across the front 3. Dream scenario is Diomande and Barcola, but I don't see that happening. For me RW, RB and CM are an absolute necessity!

27 May 2026 20:02:49
I'd have been livid had we signed Gordon for £70m 😂 good luck to him though. It's a class move for him. Newcastle to Barcelona is some switch!

100% not what we need at Liverpool.

27 May 2026 20:09:25
I'd take him over Gakpo, but nobody wants Gakpo.

27 May 2026 19:27:11.
Earlier I spotted Slot on the beach at Costa la liga doing keepy ups with a satsuma. He got to four, slipped on his arse and sacked a jellyfish.

A little while later I met him at bar entertainment. He reeked of calamine lotion, was a bit fidgety but appeared up for a chat.

A slow ponderous mind numbing conversation ensued, him being seriously defenceless manoeuvring sideways as my every query got a bums rush.

His last comment before leaving (hopefully 🙏) was that he’s become totally fed up with the negativity and constant questioning (especially on Wednesday’s by his own hired help), so could I recommend him a discreet window cleaner.

27 May 2026 20:23:26
"Doing keepy ups with a satsuma". 🤣

27 May 2026 19:20:49
If we were to sack one of the three this summer, between Slot/Hughes/Edwards.

Who would yall choose and why?

27 May 2026 19:31:19
Slot, because ultimately he carries the can for how we've performed this season.

27 May 2026 19:38:55
Slot.

27 May 2026 19:55:55
Slot 100%.

27 May 2026 20:00:06
I'd kiss Slot, Marry Edwards, and Avoid Hughes.

Wait, what was the question again?

27 May 2026 20:25:26
Edwards, because he's the reason top managers won't come. And if Slot was replaced now, the new manager could save Edwards from the chopping block, furthering this whole situation.

27 May 2026 20:36:39
Slot 100%.

27 May 2026 18:39:23
Unless we get Slot out. The club is in for a terrible time next season.
I've seen nothing from Slot that makes me think he can get the best out of certain players like Wirtz, Isak, Kerkez and Ekitike, never mind adding new players to the first team.

I can't believe the club is letting this develop into a car crash.

Not a rant, just my take on some things.

27 May 2026 20:28:17
Unfortunately, I fear that boat has sailed as Anfield had months to air their views on Slot and chose not to do a thing.
So, unfortunately, I fear we will have to prepare ourselves for another season of Dutch Slotball and playing on our phones during a game.
Truly depressing.

27 May 2026 18:13:50
People need to realise that Edwards and his stats are heavily influencing Slot's tactics. Collectively, they believed that they could solve the Klopp burnout effect by using data and changing how and when energy is expended. They thought they could use data to be a step ahead of the curve, which is partially why FSG agreed to spend the way they did - a whole new way of approaching and structuring the way a football team works.

Edwards has been given total control and has been able to dictate more than just who we sign, and he really believes he has All of the answers.

There is so much more riding on this than meets the eye. Slot was the yes man who agreed to go along with this technological revolution, which has so far backfired spectacularly.

Edwards has one more year to prove that he knows more than the best managers, and that his ideas are not the product of an ego gone ferral.

27 May 2026 19:11:59
The suggestion that Slot is playing Edwards' tactics is nonsense, that's just not happening.

What's this technological revolution you speak of?

We've been making data-driven decisions before we even had computers. There's only so many stats you can actually measure. Seriously, where's the revolution, what's the 'new technology', and what new data is it analysing?

27 May 2026 19:20:15
Listen to the words used by Slot and VVD in some interviews.
The data sets are expanding to incorporate all aspects of the game, and Edwards and co think they have an edge.

27 May 2026 19:05:40
Edwards is a fraud who told Harry Redknapp not to play Luka Modric in midfield

27 May 2026 19:31:40
I'm not going to trapse back through every video of Slot and Virgil; what did they say?

27 May 2026 19:35:06
Is there any actual evidence for this claim other than reading into the words used in pressers?

I'm honestly asking because I feel like there has to be some reason why they wouldn't sack Slot when he's lost the fans, some players, results are terrible, and he has no clue on how to improve us.

If there is any evidence to this claim of Edwards overseeing a revolution, it could make sense, but I have a hard time believing people at the club would blow up a successful formula on a revolutionary theory.

27 May 2026 19:42:34
I couldn't care what Slot and VVD say, the notion they're employing Edwards' supposed tactics is farcical. Can't we just say that Slot has lost the plot and that's it.

27 May 2026 20:26:50
FSW's got the tinfoil hat on because Edwards has switched from Copilot to ChatGPT.

27 May 2026 20:30:00
It's going to be a long, long summer.
Nay, it's going to be a cruel, cruel summer. 🙄

27 May 2026 17:43:49
I've just read that Sunderland didn't take up the buy option on Geertruida. Is he worth picking up as similar price to Dumfries?

27 May 2026 18:20:43
I would take him over Dumphries, personally. And he can play DM & CB as well.

27 May 2026 18:28:51
Slot increasing the number of Dutch personnel at our club...probably gets huge discounts on group bookings on all their weekly flights back to Holland for their mini holidays.

27 May 2026 18:50:07
We need a Brazilian or Argentina coach then.

Get some South Americans in the team again. Some of them absolutely love a tackle... some very aggressive players. Tenacious.

We have one that doesn't quite fit that model MacA.... prob would fall over and feign injury in an under 8s match tbh.

27 May 2026 20:32:37
Sunderland not buying a Dutch player is always good reason to stick the boot into Slot.
Go on, Redmen.

27 May 2026 17:29:47
Official

United will sign Ederson from Atalanta.
Meanwhile in Liverpool.

Midfield is not a problem position.

Of course.

27 May 2026 18:14:24
Meanwhile, in Liverpool, the season ended 3 days ago.

27 May 2026 18:19:53
Maybe try a bit of patience? Another club signs a player, what does that have to do with us?

27 May 2026 18:22:39
All the talk is Liverpool will sign at least one midfielder.

27 May 2026 18:22:55
Florian, you're taking devil's advocate to a whole different level. It's impressive, I have to say. 🤣

27 May 2026 18:30:26
Can we please allow the powers that be to enjoy their end of season holidays... we all know they could do with a break... not like they got mini holidays weekly for the past 3 months or so.

27 May 2026 18:33:03
Thought I was just talking sense, Red. I understand it's a dying art.

27 May 2026 18:52:16
FM
Another post, I agree with!!!

Not too happy about this. You do realise that's Slot's fault!!! 🤣

27 May 2026 18:55:47
And FM is right. The season did only end 3 days ago. Calm TF down just because MU sign Ederson and we haven't signed anyone yet. The most glaring issue is not transfer related.

27 May 2026 20:28:36
Florian, you always talk sense. That's unless you're talking about Slot. 😂

27 May 2026 20:40:00
I saw the headlines and thought United had bought The Man from Atlantis. It was a TV show created when Bobby Ewing got sick of their JR and started living underwater.
He might be a good buy if their roof keeps leaking.

27 May 2026 17:11:32
Carra, wherefore art thou?

27 May 2026 17:38:28
Carra doth skulk behind the couch, whilst the window-cleaner from Formby possesseth the greatest wisdom of all.

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