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04 Apr 2026 16:18:03
Just caught the highlights on TNT. Salah should of scored his chance. Players a shadow of himself. The captain at fault for their first goal with his usual lazy leg out defending. Konate not watching Haaland for his goal. Gomez ball watching and loses his man. Van Dijk again lazy defending for the 4th.

The manager will be gone come the end of the season but the lack of interest and shocking performances want me to gut this squad and start again. Pathetic bunch of overpaid arrogant players. If we lose that's not great but all we require is effort.

{Ed001's Note - you forgot about the hopeless goalkeeping on the 3rd. He almost moved his hand out of the way. He never got set to deal with a shot at all. We really got sold a pup there.}

04 Apr 2026 16:08:27
Mo has never been elite at penalties, I'm baffled why he has the nod.

I've looked up his stats, including today. 79 penalties and 15 missed. 79.7% conversion.

Dom has 21 and 3 missed, an 87.5% conversion. Alexis is even better, with 92% conversion.

Erling Haaland? 84.8%.

04 Apr 2026 16:01:44
I’ve joined the Slot out camp. I thought we’d get battered today. Surely enough is enough.

04 Apr 2026 15:53:25
I bet Slot has flown home for Easter. Big holiday for the Dutch. He must have loved the early kick-off as it got him home by tea time.

04 Apr 2026 15:50:43.
They should all take minimum wage for the rest of the month and donate the rest to charity. Absolute shambles after the penalty, no fight, no courage. 8,000 travelling fans to watch heads drop at the first sign of adversity.
Get rid of Slot before we get embarrassed in Europe.

04 Apr 2026 15:47:13
Dear Liverpool FC
I’m walking up to come and finish the season off as the 1st team coach.
I’ll even do it for free. For the love of Liverpool Football Club.
I’ve seen enough. I’d get more out of that squad than the coaching staff that we currently have.

04 Apr 2026 15:47:11
Disappointing that the owners don’t see the value in getting Slot out now, I guarantee we don’t get top 5 as it stands.
The defence is abysmal. They look like conceding every time to opposition break.

04 Apr 2026 15:38:15
It's very telling that our away support were very vocal in singing Gerrard's song. Maybe a veiled way of calling for slot to go without calling for slot to go?

04 Apr 2026 15:27:56
Ed001 I really don't think that city side is anywhere special at all In fact I think it's pretty weak.
So saying that we have played them 3 times now scored 1 and conceded 9. I see the other day people saying PSG won't hammer us well I am absolutely dreading Wednesday night because I think PSG are a monster of side compared to city.

04 Apr 2026 16:32:37
Grino what are you on weak you need to get to specsavers mate

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