08 Aug 2021 08:37:53
I see Sparky as tweeted for the first time in ages. Still struggling to work his tweets out though 🤦‍♂️.

1.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 08:48:36
What does it say mate.

2.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 09:06:58
He's posted twice, the most recent says.

Sparky is trying very hard to remember his French - it is pronounced like Rastafarian milk? Time for an electric brownie and some relaxing Michael Hurley.

3.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 09:12:47
Something about nobby respraying his scooter, Chelsea fans being happy and sparky trying to remember his french. Throw some Rastafarian’s milk in there and it’s fair to say I have no idea 😂.

4.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 09:24:20
I think the Chelsea bit was unrelated. Was hoping the red and white spraying of the moped was Liverpool related but have no clue either lol.

5.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 09:28:01
It also says he's trying to remember his French. Jamaican milk called serge. Serge Gnabry is French. Are we in for him Eds?

{Ed002's Note - No.}

6.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 10:03:45
Ed002 rastafarians don't drink milk, so they may drink almond milk. Initials AM, mixed with the red and white of the scooter. Naby and Saul swap confirmed 😂.

{Ed002's Note - You might want to try the Chelsea page.}

7.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 10:20:49
Maybe Nobby is getting sold.

{Ed002's Note - Maybe it is unrelated to Liverpool?}

8.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 10:27:17
NK to AM. S to C.

9.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 10:47:51
It's unrelated to us, false alarm. Got excited when you mentioned nobby, well played sir.

10.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 11:12:58
I’m thinking the Polish striker Milik (Rasta milk) he was playing in France with Marseille (French) on loan from an Italian club (Italian scooter) 🤔.

11.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 11:17:57
Scooters are Italian, respray is Lukaku back to Chelsea.
Another overpayment to go with the Grealish one.

12.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 11:40:15
Agree Juicer, Putin’s mate has overpaid and Grealish’s price would be overpaying even if there was money available to all clubs. That said, we paid millions for arguably our 7th rated centre back who hasn’t played for us since we bought him.

13.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 12:06:16
Oh well never mind. I'll just have to wait and see what happens.

14.) 08 Aug 2021
08 Aug 2021 12:47:54
Aw has sparky switched sides? I always knew him as a fellow koppite street dog not a little corgi chav.