16 Jan 2018 22:16:37
Hi Eds. Do you see Liverpool trying to buy anyone in this window or do you think its going to be a quiet one.

{Ed002's Note - I visualise a CB with nice hands who wears mascara.}

1.) 16 Jan 2018
16 Jan 2018 22:28:37
Wonder dog sparky has abducted Ed002! Quick someone call his rodeo clown friends and I’ll check with thinkerbell if he knows his (or hers Ed002 may be a her) whereabouts.

2.) 16 Jan 2018
16 Jan 2018 22:31:12
dosnt he play for Everton ed 😅.

3.) 16 Jan 2018
16 Jan 2018 22:43:24
He asked for a football opinion, Ed, not your next tinder search profile.

4.) 16 Jan 2018
16 Jan 2018 23:38:07
Who the hell searches for a centre back on a dating site? The only reason they're there is to stop you from scoring!

As a guy who likes going from box to box, getting up and down for 90 minutes, i try not to limit my criteria. I'm open minded and won't stick to one position.

{Ed033's Note - You're not one of those Gender Fluid 'Theys' are you?

5.) 17 Jan 2018
16 Jan 2018 23:49:05
Totally fluid. Today i identified as a Kettle.

{Ed033's Note - Apparently there are going to be 1 or more questions about what people identify as in the next Census. They want to know just how many people don't identify as male or female.

6.) 17 Jan 2018
17 Jan 2018 00:19:13
Altogether too much mention of unidentified fluids in this context thank you very much indeed.

{Ed033's Note - I suppose people could identify as an unidentified fluid object.

7.) 17 Jan 2018
17 Jan 2018 00:30:10
Well that'd certainly have the statisticians stumped!

8.) 17 Jan 2018
17 Jan 2018 07:19:59
I identify as a Hedgehog, as such my boss has to let me have 4 months off during winter on full pay as I hibernate.

{Ed025's Note - i indentify an an evertonian so should be treated with sympathy and understanding..

9.) 17 Jan 2018
17 Jan 2018 08:28:29
Doesn't Bartra wear mascara aha!

10.) 17 Jan 2018
17 Jan 2018 09:38:21
Does your wife get carer's allowance ed025? Sorry mate lol.

{Ed025's Note - she should do lord.. :)