31 Jan 2018 15:29:41
*** *****
The Babelcopter has broken down outside Messi's house.

1.) 31 Jan 2018
31 Jan 2018 15:44:49
Hope it stays there, Messi is the single worst footballer I have ever seen play football in my life.

Only worse players were Ronaldo (the fat one) and Maradonna (the other fat one), thank the gods we never had them worm their way into LFC at their peaks.

We should be after top players like a Coutinho replacement - is Joey Barton busy at all or?

2.) 31 Jan 2018
31 Jan 2018 15:53:41
If someone gets me Barton's address, I'll drive there and pick him up.

I'm a bad driver though so if my car ends up at the bottom of a lake, it was an accident 👀.

3.) 31 Jan 2018
31 Jan 2018 16:10:20
Likely to be in a Women's prison somewhere with that hairstyle of his last time I saw him.

He's possibly going through a little physical change.

I hear there's one or two others on this site who this is happening to or has happened to recently also :)

4.) 31 Jan 2018
31 Jan 2018 16:14:50
Barton made a winning contribution to City's first league title in 44 years whereas Messi has never even scored in a PL match. Barton > Messi, end of debate.

5.) 31 Jan 2018
31 Jan 2018 16:35:40
You'll probably find him at the bookies.