23 Aug 2017 16:16:41
A father and son were eating breakfast. The father's newspaper had the headline, "Van Gogh sold for £8 million".

The son asked "Is he worth all that money, Dad? "

The father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask? "

The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Lazar Markovic, and he was Cr*p. "‏.

1.) 23 Aug 2017
23 Aug 2017 16:30:15
This is poor Daz, i expect better from you 😉.

2.) 23 Aug 2017
23 Aug 2017 17:14:44
I'll get your coat Daz😀.

3.) 23 Aug 2017
23 Aug 2017 17:21:35
On a other lighter note, due to being too old, slow and over weight I'd like to announce my retirement from international football as well today.

4.) 23 Aug 2017
23 Aug 2017 17:36:11
Ha ha I don't look like Klopp, we should probably sign you to replace Couts then 🤣.

5.) 23 Aug 2017
23 Aug 2017 23:01:55
I feel I have let you all down, especially you MK!

I shall grab my coat and return once I find my dignity! 😞.