22 May 2019 20:39:14
Jesus it's quite on here. I guess will be nothing in way of transfers until after the final.

{Ed025's Note - quiet is good virgil, beats the crap out of random names being bandied about every 5 minutes mate..


1.) 22 May 2019
22 May 2019 20:48:21
Yeah good point Ed025. Just starved of a football at the minute lol is grim mate. I’ve cut front and back grasses, picked the dog sh## up first of course. Ironed 3 shirts come back I. Here and still zip! Lol.

{Ed025's Note - your putting me to shame virgil i come home and turn into a couch potato mate, best thing i ever done was getting my lawn astroturfed but i still get grief off the enemy because she wants everywhere painting, thats my pet hate...along with everything that is not sport related..


2.) 22 May 2019
22 May 2019 20:53:16
I'm preparing the names as we speak ED025.

Just you wait, three names a day, every day :P.

{Ed025's Note - your all i need mango mate.. :)


3.) 22 May 2019
22 May 2019 21:08:51
Lol. I’m chilled on sofa now mate but nothing doing in box. Trying hard not to drink during week days but Iya a struggle lol. Might take up cross stitch or summin 😂.

{Ed025's Note - you need to get a grip virgil, ironing and now cross stitching?, take off that flowery dress mate and go out on the lash with the guys.. :)


4.) 22 May 2019
22 May 2019 21:25:44
As good as this site is, I don’t think you’ll find Jesus on these pages!

{Ed025's Note - but i have been known to walk on water on the odd occasion pino..


5.) 23 May 2019
22 May 2019 22:04:36
Ed025

If the missus likes green maybe you should put astro turf on the walls too. Cut down on the painting!

{Ed025's Note - good idea wolverine, mind you if i told people that my house was full of grass...i might get arrested mate.. :)


6.) 23 May 2019
22 May 2019 22:18:10
Using the gents at your local boozer doesn’t *technically* qualify as walking on water, ed025 😉😖.

{Ed025's Note - to me it does zed, especially as i dribble more than deulofeu mate..


7.) 23 May 2019
22 May 2019 22:46:04
Jesus Ed, did you just refer to your wife or husband as "the enemy" lol spat my tea out! What do you call your mother inlaw.

{Ed025's Note - a bag of bones zeppelin, she left this mortal coil 30 years ago mate.. :)


8.) 23 May 2019
23 May 2019 00:13:32
Astro turf? Really? I always thought you were alright ed025.

{Ed025's Note - i have also got all plastic plants and hanging baskets walkon, ....its the future mate..


9.) 23 May 2019
23 May 2019 02:37:19
And you managed to keep Everton up Ed. ;)

{Ed025's Note - unfortunately at 60 years of age keeping things up is getting far more difficult KK.. :(


10.) 23 May 2019
23 May 2019 04:19:59
Ed025, that's not water, you've had too much and pissed yourself again. And it's not walking, it's falling :)

{Ed025's Note - i wish i could argue with you burkey, but i do come home with very shiny shoes so its not all bad mate.. :)


11.) 23 May 2019
23 May 2019 07:35:28
😂 brutal.


12.) 23 May 2019
23 May 2019 12:48:38
Hilarious thread, we should resurrect end of season page awards. I nominate ed25 for the funniest incontinent old man on the site. 😂.

{Ed025's Note - i am old IAC...but only semi incontinent mate...because i did crap myself laughing when i thought the reds were going to win the league mate.. :)