28 Oct 2018 00:18:34
Great win and top of the PL for now so all good on Merseyside. So all I want to ask the "Couch Psychologists" and "Mind Readers" out there who seem to think they can tell what Mo Salah is thinking every time he scores a goal, is did Mo Salah celebrate loud enough today after his goal? Did the width of his smile meet your expectations or does he have to improve? Please, let me know.

1.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 00:41:19
love it BRover, it will be a new conspiracy theory this week.

2.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 02:30:20
BR. from a purely objective and scientific analysis (because this is how the analysis was done, not base on observation and speculation) .
no, his celebration wasn't up to mark.
the grin wasnt wide enough, didn't show enough teeth.
he didn't stick out his tongue in a teasing fashion, hence, the lack of authenticity.
there wasn't a fist pump and a skip to express his elation.
all in all, a very professional celebration.
oh, and he didn't quite celebrate enough after assisting Mane (he must be gutted Mane didn't miss) .
off to Madrid in Jan.
=D XD.

3.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 03:30:55
Looks like it's now mane and the unsigned contract. Is he happy? Is he sad? Does he like the waterboy or will the waterboy push him out the door?

4.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 03:58:34
Oh Mark. Pls don’t state the obvious. The fact his goal was created by Salah didn’t go down too well with him. Worse, Salah scored. Plus he recently missed a pen while Salah scored. Then we have Lovren who is best mates with Salah while Mané is always alone. Without bringing in the water boy, the space he is occupying in the locker room and the food in the canteen, that’s enough reason for him to sulk and leave. Gone in Jan too.

5.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 04:17:35
If any player isn’t happy being worshipped by us fans while earning stupid amounts of money they can trade places with me and work 48 hours a week in a rubbish hole of a factory for less than 1% of what they’re earning now I’ll gladly trade places.

6.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 09:47:17
I'm in stitches, lads esp. with your response, Sgynwa and Scootinio. Keep 'em coming, guys.

7.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 09:56:42
Having pondered the OP I have come up with the following equation which we can use in future:

MS skip x SM smile/ OT hug (x2) = BS.

8.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 10:07:11
Salah happy cos he accepted Madrid offer mane unhappy cos Salah got his move no place left for him😂😂😂
On a lighter note what a waste of money on Allison does nothing could've had an extra outfield player!

9.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 10:13:46
I'M LOVIN' IT, Lads!

10.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 10:36:49
Hmm I’m still thinking salahs goal to smile ratio needs some work on the training field.

11.) 28 Oct 2018
28 Oct 2018 12:53:47
In all seriousness, is manes new contract offer still unsigned?