25 Aug 2018 19:02:24
We have an an official lubricant partner apparently. Lubricant! What next? Soap? Concrete? Light fittings?

1.) 25 Aug 2018
25 Aug 2018 19:26:58
An official dildo partner to go with the lube?

{Ed0333's Note - we also have a coconut milk partner. I’m not kidding either.

2.) 25 Aug 2018
25 Aug 2018 19:43:47
I think we signed with Levi’s yesterday as official denim partner. No joke.

{Ed0333's Note - Aldi, Lidl & corner shops next.

3.) 25 Aug 2018
25 Aug 2018 20:07:12
come on Zed, I know you have a clever comment for this thread. I'm counting on you.

4.) 25 Aug 2018
25 Aug 2018 21:00:30
Our tops are going to be formula one level soon 😂.

5.) 25 Aug 2018
25 Aug 2018 20:42:12
Zed has approached the club directly to ask for advice on how to get a partner. His nights are getting a bit lonely.

6.) 25 Aug 2018
25 Aug 2018 23:21:35
🧐.

{Ed002's Note - And Crayon partner Krayola - who give the players freebies and they don’t appear to be paying tax on such perks.}

7.) 26 Aug 2018
26 Aug 2018 02:50:07
Official parade partner might be good 😂.

{Ed002's Note - I am not sure Billy Smarts is still going.}