14 Mar 2018 10:18:24
That Ben Yedder is a really talented guy. Professional footballer and part time magician. First he scores 2 goals then makes half the crowd disappear.


1.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 10:27:11
T'was a sweet feeling seeing United dumped out by Sevilla. Certainly eased the pain of our loss. Wonder if any clubs are still interested in n zonzi. Looks like a decent off the bench player.


2.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 11:15:54
Thankfully United fans that I know spent a long time telling me how easy our group was and how it was really a bit pathetic that we couldn't even beat Seville, we had no chance of progression. Kept most of those texts.


3.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 11:23:25
It's hilarious hjinkle, even since Saturday United fans have been stupid enough to mention how we couldn't beat Seville and how they will show us how it's done. Funny now they've all crawled under their rocks, I have texted 3 united fans this morning, none of which got back in touch. I love it!


4.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 11:33:03
I wish I knew some United fans to wind up.

The only Man U fan I've ever been mates with lives in East London, and he switched to supporting West Ham in 2013 after Moyes first season. Fans that literally sing "Glory Glory" clearly only have one thing on their mind.

Half of the Etihad probably used to be United fans.


5.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 12:05:29
IMO Nzonzi is better than all of our current midfielders. Certainly not an off the bench player.


6.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 12:31:33
I started thinking yesterday that I wouldn't mind too much if Man Ure got through last night. It would've meant another 2 tough competitive games for them and may have taken their eye off the Prem. Personally I don't think top 4 is nailed on for us yet - there's still loads to do and if Chelsea go out tonight v Barcelona there'll also be more focused on their remaining league games. Sorry to sound a bit pessimistic but we got to make sure we keep our grip on that top 4 spot.


7.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 12:40:26
I’ve seen a few of them having a go at De Gea for the second goal. Seriously. What is wrong with them. He will likely win their player of the season for the 4th time.


8.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 13:21:52
In fairness to my United friends, most have held their hands up and either said they were rubbish in both games and deserved it or Seville were much better than they realised.

Except the classic one who thinks everything was a foul and United should have had 4 penalties. There's always one ;)


9.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 14:22:11
Well Salah as a vet once said when he had his hand up a dog's backside"You can give it but you can't take it"


10.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 16:20:28
You're basing that on 1 fan, MK?


11.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 16:37:06
I think that in the last few games, De Gea has looked a bit off, I think even Migs would have saved the second goal, I even think it was an O G, HA .


12.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 17:01:29
Well yeah Sepp, as I've never met the other 3.


13.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 17:04:12
also just heard that poor old Jose, think he has aged 10 years overnight, even mentioned Liverpool in an interview, saying that while we are in the Champions League, we are out of the FA Cup, what a plonker .


14.) 14 Mar 2018
14 Mar 2018 17:31:01
You're right, reallt good banter. How far is Liverpool from where you live again?