03 Jun 2018 09:21:53
My brother who works in air traffic control says its unusual for a chartered jet to hang around for 3 days usually they have other jobs and its very expensive to keep a jet in a hangar for that length of time. Anyway his friend in security says there's a fleet of mercedes people carries due to meet it when it lands.


1.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 10:26:08
Fellaini flying in from Manchester.


2.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 10:51:00
Fakir will be coming across the channel in a hovercraft straight up the Mersey and dropped off at the museum where he will taken by horse and cart to Stanley park where he first see the toffees ground only to announce oh la la what have I done then he will catch sight of the mighty Anfield which will have him begging to sign for the reds by 6 this evening.


3.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 11:25:24
Well actually what's happening is.

Liverpool have hired Eddie the Eagle for the day and he currently bombing down the Rhône-Alpes with Fekir strapped to his back aimed in the general direction of Melwood. Fingers crossed they'll make it in 1 piece boys. They were hoping to have Wayne 'Bouncy Castle'Rooney to soften the landing but unfortunately he is away.


4.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 12:24:59
Love these airport rumors, now only thing missing is snapshots of Fekir in swimming trunks heading to Melwood for medical.


5.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 12:51:32
Is that you Alans Barnet?


6.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 12:54:57
I work as a chauffeur for lfc and Iam pencilled in to pick fekir up from John Lennon at 4pm today. We going to go to kfc on the way through so expect us at melwood at approximately 5pm.


7.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 14:12:16
You mean Fekir or some fecker?
My crap sensors are twitching here.


8.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 14:40:52
Wow private jet. Gone are the days of the Babelcopter.


9.) 03 Jun 2018
03 Jun 2018 20:03:28
Acered, i would love that, coming in on a hovercraft!